dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
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Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
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I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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