gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
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I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
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