if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I think I am morally bankrupt
Acid is not a monday night drug
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
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i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
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It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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