I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
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so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
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I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
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