i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
im six kinds of drunk right now
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
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Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
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Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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