so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
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I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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