i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
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her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
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I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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