they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.