He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit