What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.