What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.