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  • What if you travel through time and give yourself a blowjob, masturbation?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:02am
  • That's not something you should share.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:04pm
  • Anyone wanna fuck? Hit me up boys ;]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:10am
  • if a guy can't get laid at a wedding where girls are just creaming their panties over seeing some girl take a guy's m-card, then he has no game

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:06am
  • You hooked up with your hand. Way to show off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:02pm
  • If u r a Siamese twin and ur joined at the hip but have to seperate penisis and you Jack ur twin off is it considered masterbation or a handjob???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:05pm
  • 1:10 porbably is a dude

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:24pm
  • That's funny! First!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:01pm
  • Ha I'm at work right now at a hotel. Working nights you see a lot of shit, I'm writing a movie based around it. But yes, the sheets get washed everyday, at least at my hotel which is upscale.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:16am
  • 2:07 needs a serious grammar lesson.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:12am
  • 11:02 not a realistic scenario, we are still months away from the introduction of time travelling technology.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:09am
  • The real Jeff can spell!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:23am
  • <<<< that dog in that ad is fucking HUGE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:24pm
  • Tfln has turned into "text random shit to ppl who may post it"...... This fucking sucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:30am
  • Because he couldn't get any if he tried.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:02pm
  • Holy shit 11:05... Handjob.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:05pm
  • Just about to say that 11:49

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 12:01am
  • Shit, 2:07 needs Jesus AND 3rd grade... Illiterate moron.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:50am
  • Oh, I get it , it's funny because he was at a weddin and should have had intercourse but instead he mastermated onto the bed sheets of his hotel room! Ohh! ~Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:22am
  • This one was actually funny, and if it's a good hotel they change the sheets daily.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:42pm
  • Dude I'm sure alot worse shit has been on hotel sheets then spermmmm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:49pm
  • well thats a productive night.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:08pm
  • sooommee where over the rainbow!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:24pm
  • this is from entourage.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:19pm
  • Why I fucking hate hotels reason number 2674576

    Submitted by xandrasm on Nov 29, 11 at 11:54pm
  • I one time went to a weding where I had secs with the bryde. She wanted to fuk me and I lik her and we had secs. Then she went to her husbin and wad lik I didint go no were. We got away good cuz she had secs with me and it was good. Now I masterbait when I think about her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:07am
  • I just creamed my pants reading this text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:36am
  • 2:07 you're a slut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 9:27pm
  • Well, when u can't find a woman to take ur 13in penis it's kinda hard.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:05pm
  • Stop stealing lines from entourage!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:49pm
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