Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic