On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.