Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night