Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil