Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.