Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."