she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
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summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
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I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
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When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
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based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.