Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
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i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
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lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
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Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?