Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Send us your Text From Last Night!
Christians are straight up FREAKS
I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Im at strip club and am horny
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
You really coming over, don't trick.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
You made me cry and you don't even care
Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Got a toothbrush?