Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
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Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.