I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
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The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
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well you can't waste a boner
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
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Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust