Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
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Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
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its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
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i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.