We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.