How is your vagina???
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Send us your Text From Last Night!
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
Love having children with random chicks
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
...is it true? will i see you next weekend
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
hotties wanna shake it
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so