Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
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last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
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Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
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So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday