I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
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I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
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I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
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went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.