I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
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I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
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apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
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So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
This is evicking siegelnvs
This is fucking ridiculous*
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.