i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
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there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
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You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
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Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties