I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
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No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
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He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.