Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
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i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
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All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?