So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
25 People Reveal The Creepiest Kids They Went to School With
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
17 Subtle Body Language Signs That Reveal A Lot About Someone
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john