I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
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Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
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A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
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i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do