What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
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I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
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I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze