someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
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I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...