Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
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We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
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I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
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he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january