As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund