he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
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You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
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Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace