somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.