FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
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No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
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I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating