The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
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how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.