Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.