Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
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It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
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according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.