I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
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a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city