Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
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I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
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Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting