And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
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all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.