Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
The beer is more important than you right now.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.