i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
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Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
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my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.