So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
My ATM looks so different sober.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him