Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
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I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
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well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
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I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!