just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
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After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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all she had left on were here heels. phone five
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
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I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.