My dream of liquor pitchers came true
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It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
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HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.