I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Send us your Text From Last Night!
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.