I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
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Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
No subtext here. People are naked.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck