Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
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If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
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Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
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I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed