dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.