I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.