I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.