When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
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you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
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She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
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"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.