I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
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Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
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He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
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My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub