im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
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He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
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the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
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No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.