she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
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theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
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I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
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I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper