I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.