its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Send us your Text From Last Night!
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number