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sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
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I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
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the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ