she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Send us your Text From Last Night!
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.