yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
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I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
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We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.