there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.