I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
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There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
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this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
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He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
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life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.