Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
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Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
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apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy